*Prelude*

Somewhere on the Spooner Continent, in a place known as the Otohori 
Academy for Magic, a poor, defensless, girl is being raped of 
her nobel heart and dreams.  This girl, Utena Tenjou, is a victim 
of the manipulative powers of the evil sorcerer AKIO OTOHORI!!!!!!!! 
             *thunder crash, thunder crash*
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     *enter snazzy theme song (by Megu-chan of course)* 

		*****The Akio Hunters*****
                writen by:Zoe
                with help from: Hikaru
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                featuring:

            Hikaru-chan as the Akio Hunter Sushi 
            Zoe-chan as the Akio Hunter Ramen
            Marron as his gorgeous self (also a Akio Hunter)
            Nuriko as Zoe's purple bodyguard
            Tsubasa as Hikaru's flirtatous bodyguard
            Utena as the helpless, yet brave, victim
            Akio as the bastard (aka) himself

Note: "(  )" is what happens outside of the story (ie. While Zoe-chan is 
             typing the story)
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               **Episode One**

(Zoe:  *sigh*  Obi-Wan......
Hikaru:  *BONK*  Not that Episode One!!!!!
Zoe:  Oh....sorry...)

               **Episode One**
           The Assingment from Hell             
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The quiet streets of a midevil town.  A group of 5 mysterious 
characters walk through the main road.  The tallest having long, 
black, shiny, silky, and overall beautful hair, with gorgeous eyes
and....

(*BONK*

Nuriko:  Zoe-chan no baka!

Zoe:  Excuse me??

Nuriko:  *louder*  Zoe-chan no BAKA!!

Zoe:  Oh....okay Murasaki-chan!

Nuriko:  Don't call me that!  I'm not purple!)

Anyway.........two of them stood out among the rest.  The first 
wearing an eastern stylized outfit with her hair done up in 
odando, and carried a large "unconspicuious" croquet mallet.  The second
wearing a cute little purple cloak, with what appeared to 
be the hilt of a sword at her side.  The other two were young ladies, 
much prettier than the ones we just mentioned.

(Zoe: *vainpop*
Hikaru:  *twitch*
Tsubasa: ^_^
Nuriko:  ^_^.
*Zoe takes the keyboard back from Nuriko*)

There seemed to be much tention in the group.  They stopped at a
resturante for lunch......*Fork and Knife*

Marron:  Are you ready for our next assingnment??

Zoe and Hikaru:  *hearts*  Of course Marron-sama!!

Marron:  *sweatdrop*  Oh....kay....well, I don't think your going to 
like it.

Zoe and Hikaru:  As long as we're with you Marron-sama!!

Marron:  *double sweatdrop*

Tsubasa and Nuriko:  Baka baka......

Hikaru: It's soooooo cool that we're honorary sorcerer hunters!!

Zoe:  I know!!  It's sooooo sugoi!!

Nuriko:  Anyway....*glares at Zoe*

Zoe:  Murasaki-chan!!!  *grin*

Nuriko:  *sweatdrop*  what's the next assignment??

Marron:  A sorcerer in the next town has kidnapped a prince that's very important
to the community.  We need to save her from his cluches.

Tsubama:  Her???

Marron: Yes, Utena Tenjou.

Zoe and Hikaru:  UTENA-SAMA!?!?!?!?!?!?

Hikaru:  Hey....maybe you'll get to see Touga... *nudge nudge*

Zoe:  ...............what?

Hikaru:  You heard me.

Zoe: ...........

(*Zoe takes the keyboard away from Hikaru*)

Nuriko:  baka.......anyway, who is the sorcerer?

Marron:  Akio Otohori.

Zoe and Hikaru:   ..........................

Zoe:  say again???

Marron:  Akio Otoho.......

Zoe is already half way out the door dragging Hikaru with her.

Nuriko:  Chotto, MATE!!!!! 

Nuriko catches them before they can get away.

Zoe:  NO WAY AM I GOING ANY WHERE NEAR THAT PYSCHO SEX FREAK!!!!!

Hikaru:  I'm scared.........*weep*

Marron:  You've heard of this sorcerer?

Zoe:  HE'S THE BASTARD DEAN OF OTOHORI ACADAMY!!!!

Hikaru:  and he has that big scary planetarium that he takes girls up there and
and and......*faints*

Tsubasa:  Hikaru-chan!  Daijoubu???

Zoe:  Let her die now so she won't have to suffer through this assingment.....

Hikaru:  *twitch*

Nuriko:  We have to save Utena-san from this mad man.

Hikaru:  *wakes up*  Hey, what might we benifit from this???

Zoe:  ...........lets steal his car.

Hikaru:  *eg*  Excellent.

Zoe:  and tie Nanami to his bed....

Hikaru:  Hooai!!! Hooai!!!

Nuriko:  Who's the mad man again???

Zoe:  ......what are you saying Murasaki-chan?

Nuriko:  That your sick...HEY!!  Don't call me that!

Zoe:  *grins*  Okays Murasaki-chan!!

All:  *sweatdrop*

Tsubasa:  We'll lets get this over with.

Zoe and Hikaru have chained them selves to the table.

Both:  YOU CAN'T MAKE US!!!!  *weep*

Marron:  *bends down to Hikaru and Zoe, chained at the foot of the table*
         ".............................please?"

Both: *pops up*  ANY THING FOR YOU MARRON-SAMA!!!!!! 

Nuriko and Tsubasa:  *sweatdrop*

And so they set off for Otohori Acadamy, not knowing what
lies ahead.  (pun intended)

To be continued in Episode Two:  The "Next" Town or Rainbow Revolution