Warning.....this is a complete waste of time....don't read it. ***************************** "Where is Hikaru?" A bordem fic by Zoe-chan ***************************** Zoe's room....7pm....Zoe is BORED! Zoe: I'm BORED. Nuriko: uh huh Zoe: There's nothing to do! Nuriko: uh huh Zoe: And your GAY! Nuriko: uh huh Nuriko is absorbed in playing Brave Fencer Mushashi on Zoe's playstation. Zoe: grrrrr I wonder what Hikaru is up to. Zoe goes for the phone. *BRING* *BRING* *BRING* *BRING* Hikaru: Hello? Zoe: HIYA!! What cha doing Hikaru??? I'm so bored, Nuriko is boring, Marron isn't around, and I have nothing to add to my site, and... Hikaru: HAHA!! FOOLED YOU!! This is an answering machine. Leave your name and NUMBER. You know who you are. (the ones who never leave numbers) Thanks! Bye! *BEEP* Zoe: ......................*sweatdrop* Hikaru.....it's Zoe.. I'm bored......call back....... *click* Nuriko: Did you fall for that again? Zoe: .....urusai.. Nuriko: I bet she's hanging out in some anime land. Zoe: ...really? ......LET'S GO FIND HER!! Nuriko: What?!? Zoe: Let's go!!! *grabs Nuriko jumps through the closet* Nuriko: Noooo!!! They *POP* into FY land and fall on something hard. Zoe: Ita!!! Nuriko: @_@ Tasuki: Get offa me!!! Zoe: Tasuki!! Have you seen Hikaru????!!!!???!!! Tasuki: Um....yeah....she was just here. Zoe: Where did she go??? Tasuki: I think she said Utena land...... Zoe: WHAT!!!! Tasuki: Yep, that's what she said! Zoe: Oh jeez....that place is scary... Nuriko: I agree. Zoe: Oh well.....one thing before we go! ^_^ Zoe runs through the hall followed by Nuriko and Tasuki.....and straight into the throne room. Hotohori: ? Zoe: Hooai!!! *glomps Hotohori* Hotohori!! DAISUKI!! Hotohori: ACK! Nuriko: ZOE!!!!! YOU DIE!!! Nuriko procecedes to kill Zoe. Tasuki: Hey! Cut the crap! Let's go find Hikaru!! Nuriko: *flustered* ....Allright...... Zoe: .......@_@ .....stars....de gozaru yo! They *POP* into Utena land. Zoe: Okay...first things first. Zoe runs through the campus and finds HER. Zoe: UTENA-SAMA!!!!!! *glomp* Utena: ACK!! Zoe: Utena-sama! I'm looking for my friend Hikaru. Have you seen her? Utena: *recovering from shock* Oh...it's you...heh...i think so.... but i don't know where she is now. Zoe: Can you help me look for her? Utena: Huh? Zoe gives Utena sad puppy eyes and pouts. Zoe: *^^* Pleeeeeeease? Utena: Okay okay. Zoe, attached to Utena, followed by Tasuki and Nuriko, walk around the campus. Wakaba: UTENA-SAMA!!! Zoe and Wakaba, both attached to Utena, followed by Tasuki, Nuriko, and Touga, walk around the campus.....wait....TOUGA?!?! Touga: Why hello Zoe. How are you? Zoe: *hides behind Utena* ......fine.... Touga: *reaches for Zoe* How would you like to come to my dorm room for......"tea"? Zoe: **FEAR** Utena: *slaps Touga's hand away* Leave her alone. Touga: *ever so smitten by Utena....again* My, my. Is that any way to treat you student consul president? Utena: Shove it. Zoe: *hearts* Utena-sama!!! Your so COOL! Wakaba: *hearts* Utena-sama!!! Your so COOL! Tasuki: Is there an echo in here? Nuriko: *WHAP* That is so old Tasuki. Tasuki: Grrrr. Zoe and Wakaba, both attached to Utena, followed by Tasuki, Nuriko, and Touga, walk around the campus. Utena: I wonder where she went. Zoe: I dunno.....lets check by the rose gates. Zoe and Wakaba, both attached to Utena, followed by Tasuki, Nuriko, Touga, and Akio walk around the campus.....oh hell. Akio: Where are you going my favorite students? Utena and Touga: *ulp* Akio: *notices Zoe* Oh! And if it isn't my little pet Zoe. Zoe: *holds on to Utena for dear life* Utena-sama! Save me!! Utena: .....ulp. Touga: We were just going for a walk, sir......ah...make that a jog. *whispers* let's get out of here.... Zoe and Wakaba, both attached to Utena, followed by Tasuki, Nuriko, and Touga, run from Akio around the campus. They reach the rose gates and find Anthy. Zoe: Hiya Himemiya, have you seen Hikaru? Anthy: Ah...yes...she was going to BH land. Zoe: YES!!! Marron-sama!!! But first! Chu-chu, can have those dounuts your eating.....i'll pay you back later! Chu-chu: Chu-chu! Zoe: Thanks! Zoe takes the dounuts and they all *POP* through the rose gates into a dusty desert. Nuriko: This isn't BH land.... Zoe: .....*grin* I know....it's TRIGUN land!!! Tasuki, Utena, Wakaba, Touga, and Nuriko: ? They see a figure in the distance wearing a red coat. Zoe zooms in his direction. Zoe: Vash-sama!!!! Vash: Domo!!! ^_^ Zoe: Domo!!! Vash: *notices the box* What's that!! ^_^ Zoe: For you! Vash: WAI!!! ^_^ Dounuts!! THANKS!!! *hugz Zoe* Zoe: *hugz Vash* Your VERY welcome!!! Vash: *chows down* ^_^ YUMMY!! Zoe: Ahahahaha! *blush* Nuriko grabs Zoe. Nuriko: Come on you weirdo. Zoe: *draged away* Bye bye!! Vash-sama!! Vash: Bye bye!! ^_^ *waves* They *POP* into another land. Zoe: .....*sigh* Vash-sama..... Nuriko: You make me sick..... Utena: Where are we now? Touga: ......wakanai Nuriko: This is BH land...for sure. Zoe: *now stable* Huh? Why you say that? *looks around* ACK!! Carrot: OH, PRETTY LADY!!! WOULD YOU LIKE A DATE WITH ME??? Carrot comes SOOOOOO close to "glomping" Utena, but is stopped by giant mallet, flung at his head. Tira: Carrot!! Behave! Zoe: Tira! *glomp* Tira: Oh...hello Zoe-chan! Zoe: Have you seen Hikaru? Tira: Yeah...she's around here somewhere... Zoe: Thanks! They venture foward. Zoe: Say? Where's Marron-sama? If we find Marron, we may find Hikaru! Tira: He's at the inn with Chocolate and Gataeu. Tasuki: Let's go find Hikaru!! They walk to the inn. Tira: This is our room! They walk in. Zoe: Hikaru???!!?? Doko?? Marron: Hikaru? She just left. All: *sweatdrop* Zoe: Will we ever find her??? Marron: Wakanai.... Zoe: *weep* Hikaru-chan....where have you gone???? *weep* Marron: Daijoubu Zoe-chan, you'll find her. Zoe: But....WHERE. *weep* Utena comforts Zoe. Utena: There there, Zoe-chan. Zoe: *sniff* Utena-sama.... Touga: *tries to put the moves on Utena and Zoe* Don't cry girls, I can make you feel better.... Touga flies through the air, steam is coming of Utena and Zoe's fists. Utena: Ano... Zoe: ...baka! Marron: .........mmmkay....i think Hikaru said she was going to CCS land. Zoe: Marron-sama!! *glomp* Arigato!! Marron: ¬_¬ Hai hai, *pats Zoe on head* Zoe: Marron-sama!! Come with us, please....... Marron: ................what for? Zoe: ..........*blush* Marron: ........... Zoe: ................ Marron: ......i don't want to be groped, glomped, violated, attacked, or anything along those lines, understand? Zoe: ...............*sweatdrop* hai......... Marron: Good. Zoe: Dammit! Tasuki: Come on! I wanna see Hikaru!! Zoe: So you can be groped, glomped, violated, attacked, ect.? Tasuki: *blush* Marron: ¬_¬ *at Zoe* Zoe: Right! Let's go! They *POP* into CCS land. Zoe: HOOAI!!! HIKARU!!!!????? DOKO??? Zoe runs out into the street and is hit by a bike. Zoe: @_@ Ita! Yukito: Daijoubu!! Zoe: I guess so....Yukito!! Yukito: Huh? Zoe: Do you feel strange at the moment...like you might turn into another person? Yukito: *twitch* No.... Zoe: ..*sigh*....give it time.. Yukito: ? Zoe: *stands up* Well, have you seen... *BAM* Is hit by another bike. Zoe: @_@ ....stars... Tooya: What the hell? Zoe: Ow... Helps Zoe up. Zoe: Oh...Tooya...have you seen... *BAM* Is wiped out by a roller blader. Zoe: @_@ Sakura: Owchy! Yukito: Daijoubu Sakura. Sakura: Yukito-san! *blush* Zoe gets up again. Zoe: Ahh....Sakura -_-;;;; have you seen.... *WHAM* Nakuru jumps from a nearbye tree attempting to glomp Tooya for the 8749521983081 time.....but misses and lands on...Zoe. Zoe: @_@ Nakuru: Whoops! Sorry! Zoe: THATS IT! IF I GET HIT ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA.... *WHAM* Zoe removes Kero-chan from her forehead. Zoe: Nice...sunglasses....Kero-chan...*twitch* Kero-chan: Yeah, but i can't see a thing.. Zoe: Yes.....i know this......has anyone seen....*looks around* whew...Hikaru? Sakura: She went to Kenshin land. Zoe: ...........*twitch*.......she better still be there... Touga, Utena, and Wakaba got sick of this game and went home leaving Zoe, Nuriko, Tasuki, and Marron to find Hikaru. They *POP* into Kenshin land. Zoe: Let's find Ken-sama! He lets me glomp him. Marron: ¬_¬ Nuriko: .......jeez They walk to the Kamiya Dojo. Zoe: Ken-sama!!! Kaoru-chan! Yahiko-chan!! Sano-kun!! Anyone home??? Kenshin: *pops out from the corner* Just me de gozaru yo! Zoe: Ken-ni-sama!!!!!!!!! *SUPER GLOMP* Kenshin: OROROROROROOOO!!! Zoe: Ken-sama!! Daisuki!!! DAISUKI!! Kenshin: Ahaha....Zoe-dono! I'm always so happy to see you! You cheer me up so well! Zoe: :p *at Marron* Marron: ¬_¬ Nuriko: ¬_¬# Zoe: *snuggles Kenshin* Have you seen Hikaru Ken-ni-sama??!! Kenshin: Ahh...Hikaru-dono was just here.... Zoe: NANI!?!?! Nuriko: Jeez..it never ends. Tasuki: Where did she go? Kenshin: She said she was going to Zoe's room. All face fault. Nuriko: NANI!!!! *really pissed off* Nuriko throttles Zoe, Marron gets a head ache, and Tasuki....well... Tasuki: All right!! We know where she is!!! Let's go!! Come on guys!!!! Kenshin: Have you been looking for her all day, de gozaru ka? Marron: .....yes... Kenshin: I'll come with you to help find her. Zoe: *escapes Nuriko's wrath and SUPER GLOMPS Kenshin...again* WAI!!!! KEN-NI-SAMA!!!! DAISUKI!! Kenshin: Orororororororo!!! Zoe: ARIGATO KEN-SAMA!! Kenshin: *gasps for air* No....prob...lem...de ..gozaru...yo. They *POP* into Zoe's room. No one is there. Zoe tears up.... Marron: It's allright...she went home. Zoe: *sniff* Are you sure? Marron: *points to note on bed that says " I went home" * Yes! They *POP* into Hikaru's room. Tsubasa: HUH?? Zoe: *glomps Tsubasa* TUSBASA-CHAN!! WHERE IS HIKARU!?!?!? Tsubasa: *points to computer room* Zoe: HIKARU!!!!!!!! Hikaru: *pokes head around corner* Nani? Is glomped by Zoe and Tasuki. Zoe: *weep* We looked all over for you. First Nuriko hurt me for glomping Hotohori, then Touga tried to the moves on me, Akio called me his "pet" for the 5785638648476393 time, Marron wouldn't let me do anything to him, I got hit by bikers, rollerbladers, and a crazy fan girl, and Nuriko hurt me again........ Tasuki: Hikaru!! *blush* Hikaru: Ack!! Jeez! Zoe: At least Kenshin comforted me......unlike Marron-sama. *WEEP* Tasuki: Hikaru......*blush* Hikaru: Tasuki.......*blush* Tsubasa: grrrrrr Zoe: Marron-sama......*weep* your so mean......*weep* Marron: mou..... ¬_¬ *hugz Zoe* Zoe: *being the hentai fan girl she is GLOMPS Marron* Marron-sama!!! You do care!!! Marron: Ack! *BAM* Zoe is out.....Nuriko gives Hikaru back her mallet. Nuriko: Ano baka! Nuriko drags Zoe back through the closet. Hikaru: ............*sweatdrop* ************************************* Like i said...a waste....oh well...here's more. ************************************ Zoe's Bordem Buster #1 ************* Zoe: ....*poke* Kenshin: Oro. Zoe: *poke* Kenshin: Oro. Zoe: *poke* Kenshin: Oro. Zoe: *poke* Kenshin: Oro. Zoe: *poke* Kenshin: Oro. Zoe: *poke* Kenshin: Oro. ************** You get the idea.... Any way .....i'm gonna finish Akio Hunters SOON. After that...is this "Sorcerer of Oz" I think you can figure it out. AHAHAHAHAHAHA It's 12:00am!!! I have to work tommorrow!!! WHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH...*choke* I'll write you a better fic some time soon....i didn't like this one.... I'm i spending the night Sunday??????? Huh huh huh?? Zack said your visiting cousins....... Oh well.....see ya *weep* Come home soon!!!! Bye bye