The SleepOver ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Hikaru and Zoë project ================================= Somewhere on a distant planet, in a strange land, known as............Frederick, a van pulls up, and a strange, strange, looking creature pops out. This creature is known as Zoë. Clad in blue floral print pajamas, carrying a huge duffel bag, she bounds into the house of the unsupecting Hikaru. Another strange, and amusing creature. Zoë: *walks up to door* Knock, knock!! Who's there?? It's Zoë! Zoë who? Hikaru opens door and stares at Zoë. Zoë: I'm Zoë. Crazy otaku girl of the ...........Otaku Gang of .......... Hikaru: It's okay. I get it......come inside..... Zoë: Hooai! They both go up the stairs to Hikaru's bed room. The walls are plasterd with various anime posters, and lots of other cool stuff! ......along with a picture of Akio that is being used as a dart-board. (feel the love) Zoë: Yea!!! So who else did you invite to this party???? Both look at closet. Hikaru:.........well..........it's not locked so..........any one who wants to come. Zoë: .................um.......okay. Both re-think this. Hikaru: Lock it!! Quick!! Too late........Carrot pops through. Carrot: DID I HEAR THE WORD PARTY???!!! Zoë: No you didn't. Hikaru: Carrot, are you hearing things again?? Carrot: .........if you let me come i'll bring Marron..... Both: WHAT ARE YOU STANDING THERE FOR!!! LETS PARTY!!!! Carrot: ^____^ I thought so... Zoë: First.....can you remove your hentai hand from my butt before I have to rip it off??? Carrot: ..........*removes hand* Zoë: Now........GO GET MARRON!!! *shoves Carrot back into the closet* Hikaru: Well, we can't lock it untill Marron gets here. Zoë: Wonderful.....but it's worth the wait.... Ryouga pops through the closet. Ryouga: This isn't the Tendo Dojo???? Hikaru "glomps" Ryouga. Hikaru: Ryouga-kun!!!!! Ryouga: *nosebleed* Whoa!!! Zoë is sneaking off toward the bathroom. Zoë: p-chan....p-chan.... Hikaru: Zoë! What are you doing??? Ryouga: .......whoa...... Zoë: *runs back from the bathroom* THIS!! ***SPLASH*** P-chan is now plastered to Hikaru's chest. P-chan: Squeee *nosebleed* Hikaru: Jeez...now we have to keep him here. Zoë: Oh....how unconvenent. Both grin. Hikaru: We could practice our cos-play.... Zoë: okay...... P-chan: *fear* Scene cuts to Zoë and Hikaru playing wide-world of P-chan sports. P-chan flys across the room. P-chan: Squeeeeeeeee...... Zoë: Hikaru-chan!! Catch!! Zoë fast balls P-chan right into Hikaru's chest. P-chan: Squee..... (whoa...) Before the sports can continue Ranma-chan pops through the closet. Ran-chan. Hey!! Let me play! Zoë: Megu-chan!!! Ran-chan: Yep!! That's my voice!! Zoë worships at Ran-chans feet. Then Nuriko, Tsubasa, Utena, Wakaba (straped to Utena's back), Chu-chu, Miki, Chichiri, Tasuki, Tamahome, Miaka, Sakura Kinomoto, Kero-chan, Yukito, Zelgadis, Lina, Amilela, Nagha, Pretty Sammy, Tira, Chocolate, Milpy Yu, The Mini-Goddesses, Kenshin, Kaoru, Sano, Misao, Soujirou, and some more as soon as we think of them......... pop through the closet. Hikaru: *sweatdrop* We aren't all gonna fit in here... Pretty Sammy: I'll fix that!!! PRETTY SPACE!!! The room fills with pink hearts and other confeitti and as it clears the room is now 6 times as big with lots of new furniture and other assorted items. Hikaru: ...........nevermind. Nuriko: So are we ready to have a sleep over!!! On cue, everyone pops into their pajamas!!! All: Hooai!! Zoë: So what should we do first. All: .................... Tasuki: Sake!! Sake!! Zoë: ............as much fun as that would be.......*looks at Kaoru* .....*grin*........no. Kenshin mentally thanks Zoë for saying no. Kaoru: Huh? Hikaru: Lets play Scrabble!! (After hours of words like. baka, sake, Marron, whips, no da, Marron, Utena-sama!!!, pervert, konyannachiwa, miaka tamahome miaka tamahome (ect.), Marron, darling, oro, rurouni, akane, touga, (Zoë: How did that get there???, Hikaru: I think you know.) , Marron, justice, food, cards, OHOHOOHO, Marron, DieAkio, DieAkio, DieAkioNow, smile, Marron, and lots more.......Marrons.) Tasuki takes Hikaru's mallet and smashes the board. Tasuki: I want sake!! This game sucks!! Nuriko: Who asked you fang-boy!! I almost had Hotohori spelled out!!! Tasuki: Why should I care gay-boy!! Zoë is immdeatly in Tasuki's face Zoë: What was that??? *scary face* Tasuki: Um.......I said..."I'm sorry Nuriko. Please forgive me." *fears* Zoë: *smiles* Better...... Zoë turns around and luckly doesn't see the face Tasuki makes at her. >:P Nuriko: Thanks! Zoë: Your welcome Murasaki-chan!! Hikaru holds up a sign **Please refer to Akio Hunters** They both freeze hoping Akio doesn't pop up on cue............... ...............he dosen't. Hikaru: Whew. Tasuki: *plays with emtpy sake bottles pretending he's drunk* Hikaru spots bottle Hikaru: *EG* Lets play "Spin the Bottle"!! ......................silence............................. Zoë: This could previde much amusement. Hikaru: Too bad Touga isn't here. Hikaru flies though the atmosphere. Unluckly for our heroines, Touga DOES show up on cue. Touga: Did I hear "Spin the Bottle"?? Zoë, Utena, Miki, and Nuriko "Ulp". Zoë looks at Nuriko wondering why he "ulped" then dicides she dosen't wanna know. Hikaru comes plumeting back through the roof, landing on top of Tsubasa. Hikaru: Ita!! Tsubasa!! Daijoubu! Tsubasa: *nosebleed* Ah...ah....I'm just WONDERFULL* Hikaru: *smack* Hentai!! Zoë: Go Hikaru!! Go Hikaru!!! Hikaru: What are you cheering for!!?? Zoë: ........let's keep this fic PG-13, okay! Hikaru faints, ever so conveniently on top of Tsubasa. Zoë: *g* Anyway.....what where we doing. Tsubasa: Spin the Bottle. *trying to wake Hikaru up for this* Zoë: Oh yeah!!! *the Mini-Goddess's song comes on, Zoë dances around, the mini-goddess's grab microphones and sing, Nuriko is pissed* Nuriko: THAT GOD DAMN SONG!! Zoë: Nuriko!! Dance, dance, dance!!!! Everyone starts dancing. Nuriko: I won't!!! I won't, i won't!!! Zoë: You will!!! Zoë grabs Nuriko and makes him dance with her. *hours later* Nuriko: *lying on the floor, tired from dancing so much* .....i ........ hate .......that ......song... Zoë: Now where were we. Hikaru: *awake with many sweatdrops* Spin the bottle!!! Zoë: Okay dokie....*grabs one of Tasuki's sake bottles* Everyone gets in a circle with a space open at the closet......for some strange, odd reason. Nuriko: Who's first? Hikaru: Kenin!!! Kenin!! Zoë: Ken-sama!!!! Kenshin: ORO????!!!! *spins and it lands on Kaoru* Zoë: This isn't fun anymore....... Kaoru: .....................*blush* Sano: DO IT, DO IT!!! Kenshin gets up and walks over to Kaoru and kisses her........... All: HOOAI!! ..................they continue to kiss.... All: .................. Zoë: ......*steamed* .....INTO THE CLOSET!!!! They throw Kenshin and Kaoru back into the closet.... Zoë: You can come back after your done......be sure to name the baby after me!!! Nuriko: Who's next??? Hikaru: I'll go!! *spins and lands on..........Zelgadis* Tsubasa: (who is sitting right next to Zel) ..........*flames* .....grrr... Zel: *sweatdrop* Hikaru: Hooai!!!! *GLOMP* Zoë: To keep this PG we'll replace.........well.......use your imagination, with "GLOMP" Hikaru:: Hey!! Nuriko: Who's next? All: You! Nuriko: Okay!! *spins and lands on Gataeu* Gateau: *lights up like a christmas tree* Hey, pretty lady........ He's cut off by a shout of "MY SHINNING THING" As a blue streak smears across him, knocking him un-concious. Nuriko: .....whew......*the horrified expression lifted from his face* Hikaru: Now who?? Nuriko: Zoë!!! Zoë: *fears* *spins and lands on Touga* Zoë: ........................ Hikaru: Shiori was right!! Belive in miricles, and they will know your feelings. Zoë: So why isn't he dead. Touga: .......you know you want it. Zoë: Do not! Touga: Do to! Zoë: Do not!!! Touga: Do to!! Zoë: I'm not kissing you..... Touga: Yes you are..... Zoë: No, I'm not.... Touga: Yes you are.... Zoë: No, I'm not...*WHACK* Hikaru knocks Zoë un-concious, Hikaru: Feel free........*points to Zoë's now lifeless body* Touga: But of course........ For Zoë's sake we will skip the details..........look for a special chapter to come soon. Hikaru: Okay!! Who's next!! Touga is holding Zoë hostage beside him. Touga: How about....Chu-chu. Zoë: *twitch* Chu-chu: Chu-chu! *spins and lands on Kero-chan* Hikaru: Aren't they both boys???? Kero-chan: *looks at Chuchu* Are you sure?? Chu-chu goes over to Kero and kisses his tail........ Kero-chan: That wasn't so bad. Hikaru: That was cute.....but not very funny. Nuriko: Moving on..... Milphy: It's my turn!! *spins and it lands on Zoë* Touga holds Zoë tighter. Touga: I not giving her up...... Zoë: *twitch* Milphy: ........why don't we share... Touga: *ponders this* Zoë: *TWITCH* Touga: Sounds good! SCENCE CUT Hikaru....pg...pg....Who's next????? Milphy: How about.......Lina. *Lina spins and lands on Miki* Miki: MY SHINING GIRL!!!!!!! Nuriko: I'm getting sick of that joke. Hikaru: Check out the songs parady page.....*g* Yukito: My turn *s* *spins and it lands on Zoë* Zoë: *wakes up* ............... Yukito: *s* Zoë: ............ Yukito: .*s* Zoë: .......wait for it........ Yukito: *s* Suddenly Yukito transforms into Yue...... Zoë: *in her Yue no Miko outfit* YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! *GLOMP* Hikaru: Anyway........it's my turn again!!! *Tsubasa looks hopefull* *spins and lands on Chichiri* Chichiri: Huh, no da? Hikaru: Joy!!!!!.....no da. Hikaru proceeds to "glomp" Chichiri. Tsubasa....*having Chichiri on his other side, growls* ....grrrr Tira: Me next. *spins and lands on the closet space as Carrot pops through* Chocolate: NO!! She can't kiss my darling!! Carrot: Huh?? Tira: ......*blush* ....carrot.... Zoë ties and gags Chocolate. Carrot: I'm supposed to kiss Tira???? Hikaru: Yep! It's the rules!! Carrot: .......*blush* Tira: .........*blush* Carrot: .......*blush* Zoë shoves Tira into Carrot and threw the closet. Zoë: TAKE PICTURES!!!!! Hikaru: Zoë no Hentai. Touga and Milphy: .....we know... Zoë dies. Hikaru: Me next! Zoë: No me!!! Both knowing whos comming next they fight over the bottle. *it spins by both there hands and lands on the closet* All: ................... No one comes.. Zoë: *cries* .........marron Hikaru: .....sama..... They turn around just as Marron finally pops through. Marron: What's going on. Hikaru and Zoë are latched on to his arms faster than Sana after to much sugar. Both: MARRON-SAMA!!!!!!! Marron: *sweatdrop* So what's all this company for ? *is used to being glomped by them so takes almost no notice* Nuriko: *also used to this* We're playing "Spin the Bottle" and they BOTH spinned it and it landed on you. Tsubasa: *boiling as he is NOT used to this* .............grrr..... Nuriko: So they want to kiss you. Marron: That's not surprising. Both: Marron-sama!! Kiss, kiss!! Marron: *sweatdrop* Zoë: Me me!! Hikaru: NO!! Me!!! I spinned it!! Zoë: No!! I did! Touga: Hey, why not share. You did it before Zoë.... Marron looks at Zoë funny. Zoë hides behind Marron sleeve.. Marron: *sweatdrop* Nuriko: Hentai! Marron: I'm not kissing anyone..... Hikaru: *sob* Zoë: ......i'll get you touga........ Touga: You allready have..... Zoë hides further behind Marron's sleeve. Tsubasa: Me!! *spins and it lands on Hikaru* Hikaru: What!! [Windgust] Nuriko: *shuts window* Hey! Who left the window open???? Tsubasa:........*blush*........member what you said about miricles? Hikaru: *sweatdrop* Dammit! Tsubasa "glomps" Hikaru! This fic being rated PG-13 can NOT show this material so we.... SCENE CUT Hikaru: I feel violated. Tsubasa: *super nosebleed and very happy* Me too....*giggles* Hikaru: *super sweatdrop* Zoë: Since everybody else is bored..... (all the other characters went off and did their own thing, they were sick of seeing Hikaru and Zoë getting it on with the bishounen characters) Zoë: I'll go again!! *spins and lands on closet space* Zoë: Oh no............. *Akio pops out from closet* Akio: I've been waiting my pet, *strait jacket in hand* Akio chases Zoë around the house. Zoë: NURIKO, MARRON, YUE, .......touga, HELP!!!!! Hikaru: *to Tsubasa* See, she did call for Touga. Touga: She does that alot... We are not going to explain this because......you guessed it .....PG-13. They are now running in circles around the group. Zoë: PLEASE DON'T LET HIM CATCH ME!! Sakura: *sings* Catch you, catch you, catch me, catch me!! Hikaru: HOOAI!!!!! Zoë: AHHHHHHHHH Akio: OHOHOHOHOHO Zoë: WHAAAAAAAA Akio: Save your energy, your going to need it. Zoë: *twitch* HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!! Hikaru: **sweatdrop** I guess I have no choice......Oh, wait, we haven't thought of a transorfmation yet.......**glares at Zoë** maybe if someone would FINISH the Akio Hunters, I could help! Zoë: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Akio pounces! Zoë is captured Zoë: NO! NO! NO! NO!!!!! Akio: Calm down, this won't hurt........much. Zoë: TOUGA!!!!! Touga: what? Akio drags Zoë into the other room. Zoë: Get your butt over here!!!!! Touga: Okay, if you want me to join you that badly. Zoë: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!!! Milphy: Wait for me!! Zoë: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! They lock themselves in the other room. Strange animal noises, followed by screams for help, and then swords clashing .....are heard. Hikaru: Why didn't we just scene cut this. Nuriko: She deserves to suffer. *still bitter from being forced to dance* Hikaru: Hey Nuriko. You haven't kissed anyone yet! Spin!! Spin!! Nuriko: Oh great....... *spins and it lands on..........Utena* Utena: I'm not a lesbian.... Nuriko: Neither am I. A loud "OHOHOHOHO" is heard from the other room along with many whip cracks. Hikaru: *sweatdrop* What are they doing in there? Nuriko: Don't wanna know....... Zoë bursts threw the door of the other room. She is wearing what used to be a dueling outfit but it is ripped and shredded in various "places". She is holding a sword and the end of a whip in which Akio, Touga, and Milphy are tied up in. Zoë: OHOHOHOHO!!!!!! Hikaru: What the hell?????? Zoë: I won't be taken so easily!!!!! Akio: You don't have to play so rough..... Hikaru: I thought you liked it that way.... Akio: Yea, but........ow. Zoë: hits Akio with sword* Shut up you!!!!! I'm your master now!!!!!!!! Akio: Yes!! Yes, my mistress!! Zoë: OHOHOHOOOOO Nuriko: Well, she finally lost it. Hikaru: She lost it awhile ago. Akio, Touga, and Milphy: We know.... Zoë leaves the tied up mess of hentai in the corner and sits back in the circle. *back in her pajamas* Zoë: So where were we???? All: *sweatdrop* Hikaru: Nuriko was about to kiss Utena!!! Zoë: But, Utena isn't a lesbian. Nuriko: God dammit, neither am I!!! Utena is about to stand up when she is "glomped" by the original "glomper" Wakaba: UTENA-SAMA!!!!!! Kiss me!!! Kiss me!!!! They ignore the tangled up mess of Utena and Wakaba and decide to make Nuriko spin again. spins and lands on Sano Nuriko: I'm not kissing a chicken!!! Sano: I'm not a chicken!! Zoë: Nuriko!! You have to kiss someone!!! Spin it one last time!!! *spins and lands on Zoë* Nuriko: No way in hell!!! Too late. Zoë glomps Nuriko. Hikaru: HEY!!! It's SCENE CUT time for sure!!!! SCENE CUT Hikaru: So who is next??? Carrot and Tira pop back though the closet. Carrot has lipstick marks all over his face and Tira's glasses are fogged over. Hikaru: Hey Zoë-chan!! Their back!!! Zoë and Nuriko are snuggling in the corner. Hikaru: *sweatdrop* HEY!!!!! Zoë: WHAT???? Hikaru: *points at Carrot* Their back!!! Zoë: Did you take pictures???? Tira: *blush* NO!!! Zoë: .........now what am I gonna put on my web page.... Carrot and Tira both face fault. Chocolate, still tied up and gagged, says something muffled......but it dosen't sound PG-13 so it won't be translated. Hikaru: I think that's enough Spin the Bottle......unless *looks at Marron* Marron: *sweatdrop* Forget it....... Hikaru: *weep* I think weve had enough of that game to last a life time. Zoë: looks at the tied up hentai I'll say!!!! Hikaru: Lets put in a movie and try to go to sleep. Most of the guests have left leaving only Nuriko, Tsubasa, Marron, Akio, Touga, Milphy, P-chan, Chichiri, and our heroines. Zoë: Lets watch Tenchi Muyo! in Love!!! Hikaru: I'll get the DVD!! They assemble their sleeping bags from left to right like so.......Nuriko, Zoë, Marron, Hikaru, Tsubasa, with Akio, Touga, and Milphy still tied up in the corner, Chichiri floating above everyone cuz he's "special", and P-chan is with Hikaru, much to Tsubasa's dismay. They put in the movie. Nuriko is playing with his hair, Zoë is helping him, Marron is "trying" to sleep, Hikaru is worshiping the movie and petting P-chan, P-chan is being petted *happyness*, Tsubasa is trying to watch movie but is distracted by Hikaru and P-chan.....grrr...,the hentai are trying to convensce Zoë to untie them, and Chichiri is just being Chichiri no da! Touga: Please untie us., Akio: We'll be good. Milphy: We won't try to.. Zoë: NO WAY!! Hikaru: P-chan kawaii!!! P-chan: Squee....*nosebleed* Tsubasa: grrr........ Marron: Please go to sleep..... Hikaru: But Marron-sama! It's the best part of the movie. *points to TV* Chisa Yokohama and Megumi Hayashibara are on the screen at the same time!!! It's two voice acting goddesses at once!!! Marron: ....*sweatdrop* I have no idea what your talking about......just do it quietly. Zoë: Megu-chan DAISUKI!!!!!!!! Marron: ............ As the movie rolls, everyone slowly starts to fall asleep. Except for Hikaru and Zoë who are watching and worshipping the movie! Hikaru: Here it comes... Zoë: It's almost time.... Achika transforms into her battle costume and proceeds to kick Kain's butt. Both: YEAH!!!!!!! Everyone wakes up with a start. Nuriko: NANI YO!!! Tsubasa: What's wrong????!! Marron: ....*groan* Chichiri: .....NO DA!!! P-chan: SQUEEEEEE!!!! The Hentai: Hey!! What are you doing without us!! Zoë: SHUT UP!!! Nuriko: You baka!! Yelling and waking everyone up!! Zoë: Don't call me baka, Murasaki-chan!!! Nuriko: Don't call me purple, BAKA-chan!!!! Hikaru: Shhh!!! It's almost a the good part! They all stare at the screen. Achika beats Kain. Hikaru and Zoë then run around the house screaming "BANZAI!!" Everyelse goes back to bed. Zoë : That was cool!!! That was cool!! Hikaru: SUGOI!! SUGOI!! Nuriko: You've only seen it a hundred times already!!! Zoë: So!! It's still cool!!! Hikaru: Sugoi........*on the floor with stars in eyes* The end of the movie comes when they say goodbye to Achika. Hikaru and Zoë weep. Zoë: Megu-chan.....*weep* Hikaru: Achika.......*weep* Marron: ......sleep...*weep* The movie is now over. Hikaru and Zoë hang on Marron. Hikaru: Marron-sama!! That movie was so sad!! Zoë: Please comfort us!! Marron: Do we have to go through this everytime we watch this movie. Both: ...........yes Marron: *sweatdrop* Nuriko: Can't you two go to sleep! Zoë: Never!!! Hikaru: We don't sleep!! Marron: Can you please go to sleep...... Both look at Marron. Marron: ........for me? Both are out like a light. Somewhere......"Where did my shinning thing go" is heard. Nuriko: Thank god. All attempt to sleep. Even though Zoë and Hikaru aren't really asleep. Hikaru is still playing with P-chan, and Zoë is watching the Hentai to make sure they don't try anything. Marron: Finally......sleep. Gateau: .....with me..... Somehow Gateau appears in Marron's sleeping bag, MUCH to Marron's dismay. Marron: GATEAU!!!!!!! *struggles to get out of sleeping bag* Zoë and Hikaru "wake up" after hearing Marron's shouting. Zoë: Gateau!!! You bastard!! Hikaru: Were gonna kick your ass!!!! Hikaru and Zoë chase Gateau around the house. They lose sight of him. Zoë: Dammit!! Where did he go!! They hear Marron cry for help downstairs. Hikaru: That's it!!!!! Zoë : He dies!!! They run downstairs and confront the big gay man. Hikaru is now in Utena's outfit and Zoë is in Tira's outfit.....much to the Hentai's amusement. Hikaru: *points sword at Gateau* Get away from Marron!! Zoë: OHOHOHO!!! I'm going to hurt you a lot!!! They both whip/spear Gateau untill he is "dead" as in no longer in this fan fic. They both stand tall and proud of what they just did!! Hikaru: Justice has been served!!!!!! Zoë: OHOHOHO!! *still in the Tira spirt* So who's next????? Hentai: US!! Oh mistress!! US!!! Zoë:......*no longer in the Tira spirt* .... I think not Marron: ..........thank you so much!! Marron hugs Zoë and Hikaru..........and they both faint. Nuriko: I think we can sleep now...... Tsubasa: Possibly. The Mini-Goddess song magically comes on and Zoë and Hikaru are up and dancing. Nuriko: NOOOOOOOO!!!! I can't take that song anymore!!!! Nuriko unties the hentai. Zoë: .......uh.........oh Touga: I like that outfit. Akio: Me too. Milphy: I think it would look better on me. Zoë passes out from fear. They try to drag her away but Hikaru and Marron stop them. Hikaru: I think she's had enough for one night. Marron: You don't want to kill her do you? They weep Hentai: No........... Hikaru zips Zoë up into her sleeping bag. Hikaru: Let her sleep and she'll be all your when she wakes up ... you have to let her rest every once in a while. They sit and wait. Nuriko: This is getting really stupid. Hikaru: I agree..... THE END. ????