~Shorty and Hiroko's Groovy Adventure Thru the Land of Bust a Move~

*also known as Zoe and Hikaru's
Complete Waste of Time after
Playing to Much Bust a Move 2: Dance Tengoku Mix*

**********

As we begin our adventure we find Zoe and Hikaru are sitting in front of the TV, as they have been for the last 3 hours......playing Bust a Move 2.

Zoe: Get in to the groove..

Hikaru: Every body move...

Zoe: You'll be feeling high!

Hikaru: Higher than the sky...

Zoe: Get into the groove...

Hikaru: Every body move...

Zoe: You'll be feeling high!

Hikaru: And so happy!!!

Nuriko: URUSAI!!!!!!

Zoe: Murasaki-chan! We're just getting into the groove....

Hikaru: Yeah... so everybody move...

Nuriko: *vain pop*

Zoe: Another round Hikaru-chan?

Hikaru: Yes! Yes!

Nuriko: IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING!!!!!! GO TO SLEEP!!!

Zoe: If you don't want to hear the music, go sleep in the guest room!

Nuriko: I would ...but .... YOUR BLASTING IT THRU THE WHOLE HOUSE!!!

Hikaru: I guess would should stop playing for a while...

Zoe: Yeah i guess so....

Nuriko: *relief* Thank you.

Hikaru: I'll go get the sound track! ^_^

Zoe: HOOAI!!!!

Nuriko: NOOOOO!

Magically transforming into their Bust A Move costumes, hey pop in the CD and blast Moon Light Party, and bust a move.

Nuriko: THAT'S IT!!!

Nuriko grabs Shorty by her pigtail and Hiroko by her collor, and shoves them thru the closet, slamming the door behind them.

Nuriko: Finally peace and quiet...

Suddenly The Heat is On is blasted thru the house.

Nuriko: DILANDAU!!!

Dil-chan: heheheheh......this game is cool.... *Dil-chan is playing as Heat in the Heat level.......what did you expect him to do?*

***********************

Shorty and Hiroko both blink......They find themselves in liquid hot mag-maaa!! (Dr. Evil people....)

Shorty:.......... um........Hiroko-chan....

Hiroko: ....yes....Shorty-chan....?

Shorty: Were in Heat's level of Bust a Move 2, aren't we?

Hiroko: What ever gave you that idea...*she says as she dodges a stream of fire*

They hear a fan girl....where she is, god knows.

Fan Girl #28: Hiro-kun!!!

Hiroko: THAT'S HIROKKKOOOOOOOOOO-CHAN!!! GET IT RIGHT!!!

Fan Girl #28: EEP!! Uh...I mean...HIROKO-CHAN!!

Hiroko: ^_^

Shorty: Hyuh hyuh....I sell shoes....

Hiroko: *backs away in fear*

Shorty: That was random....

Hiroko: .....anyway....

Heat appears looking smug with his
cowboy hat of DOOM!!

Heat: I challange you to
a dance contest!!!

Shorty: Who didn't see that one
comming a mile away...

They start dancing. Hiroko to
the left of Heat...Shorty to
the right.

Various fan girls...err....
i mean fan boys: Hiroko-chan!!!

Shorty: Hey!! How come I don't get
any fans!

Heat: Why would a little girl like
you have any fan boys?

Shorty: *drops cake on Heats head*

Heat: KO @_@

Shorty: Grrr....get em' Columbo!!!

Kero-chan: Err..........

The heat is on ain't no stopping 'em now
Don't be steppin' on the scene thinking you
Can get down, it's a brother with moves
That U can't resist, it's like this, and this, and this
Ain't no need to try & duplicate his rifts.
'Cause if you do you might trip and bust
Your lip, uh feel the fire, take U higher
Drop the props and don't deny-a!

* Everybody knows that he is the one
Busting move's that set him second to none
When U began to think he's over & done
(Ain't no stoppin - stoppin - stoppin)
The heat is on

Everybody knows that he is the one
Busting move's that set him second to none
When U began to think he's over & done
(Ain't no stoppin - stoppin - stoppin)
The heat is on

Are U ready, the heat is known to rock steady,
one time baby it's time to stack up your Fedy.
It's the Fedy, Money Cheddar change whatever you wanna
call it, The heat is in the place and U know we ball'n,
Making a scene upon the scene, know he's a lean & fighting,
fighting Dancing Machine! And if U wanna step to this there's
nothing U can do the heat will burn your whole crew!

* repeat x2

Shorty: *looks up on top of her head* K-kero-chan!?! *sweatdrop* OH....yeah...we don't have a mouse..

Kero-chan: *sweatdrop*

Hiroko: *pokes Heat w/ stick* I think we won......

Shorty: Really?

@$#*FEVER TIME$(%*#

Both dance like maniacs....

On the the next level........

The light of Sushi Boy appear as Hiroko and Shorty poof onto the dance floor of the next level.

Hiroko: ...........no...

Shorty: Not Comet...

Hiroko: She's gonna roll over my feet with her rollerblades! *fears*

Comet rolls out on her rollerblades and winks.

FanBoy 45: Hiroko-chan!

Comet: Come on! It's time to Bust a Move!!!

Hiroko: Or but your underwear...

Shorty: Hiroko-chan no enchi

Comet skates around and does her take
on dancing (if that's what you call it)

Hiroko: **while kicking high in the air**
Shorty-chan?

Shorty: Yeah??

Hiroko: **weep** I know she's gonna roll over
my feet, and it's gonna hurt!!!

Shorty: ^^`

Hiroko: I must save myself!! **throws a picture
of herself at Comet, who falls over** ^_~ Works
every time!!!

FanBoy 78: Hiro-kun!!

Hiroko and Shorty: *rab, but decide not to ask*

Comet recovers and begins to work her rollerblade
magic.

Shorty: **actually pays attention to the lyrics
of the song** Hey! This song has sexual themes!!
I have virgin ears god damnit!

Hiroko: You do? **remebers what happened at Hikaru's
sleep over with Touga, Akio, Milphy, AND Nuriko...**

Shorty: **blinks** Don't even think about that....

Comet: **sweatdrops** Would you two please concentrate?

Hiroko: Yes, Ms. Bunny-Girl.

Shorty: **bursts out in laughter**

Comet: **falls over, point loss 1000000000**

Hiroko: HA HA!

Kero-chan: Shorty! I want down! I'M GETTING SEA SICK!

1. I know you know that I have magic fingertips
2. You know it's true you can't resist my tasty lips
3. Now can't you see that I can make you lose control
4. You know the score, I win you lose just like before

Games all the games I like to play
Make you love me night and day
If you win I will obey
But I know you won't so

A. I'll let you stay if you be good and you behave
B. You must agree it's fun to live your fantasies
C. Now look at me I'm lying naked on the floor
D. Get on your knees and beg me please to give you more

Games all the games I like to play
Make you love me night and day
If you win I will obey
But I know you won't so

Take you to my magic tower
In my land of make believe
All sweet lovin' in my power
You won't ever want to leave
Take you to my magic tower
In my land of blue and red
All sweet lovin' in my power
You're the prisoner of my bed

1. I know you know that I have magic fingertips
2. You know it's true you can't resist my tasty lips
3. Now can't you see that I can make you lose control
4. You know the score, I win you lose just like before

Games all the games I like to play
Make you love me night and day
If you win I will obey
But I know you won't so

Take you to my magic tower
In my land of make believe
All sweet lovin' in my power
You won't ever want to leave
Take you to my magic tower
In my land of blue and red
All sweet lovin' in my power
You're the prisoner of my bed

Comet falls down on the ground and skins her knee, signifying by divine right that she lost to Shorty and Hiroko won against Comet. And there was much rejoicing. (yay)

Andy Kaufman: Thank You Very Much.

Hiroko: Please, someone tell me what the hell is going on!!!!!

***********************

On the flip side. . . . . .

Dil-chan: Nuriko! Come on Man! Give me back the controler! You lost! It's my turn!!

Nuriko: Damn rollerblade flirt! I knew she'd lead to trouble. She's useless, just like Miaka.

Dil-chan: **sweatdrop** Whatever! Give me the controler!

Dil-chan forces the controler out of Nuriko's hands and an unknown figure catches it.

Tsubasa: **smiles** Bust A Move 2 eh? Let me have a shot.

***********************

Annoncer: WELCOME to the KITTY-N show!!!

Hiroko and Shorty blink.

Shorty: The Kitty-N Show....?

They look at each other.....

Both: HOOAI!!

Kitty-N bounces on and Purrs...

Shorty: We can't kill Kitty-N! *weep*

Hiroko: She's too cool!

Shorty: Almost as cool as us...

Hiroko: .....almost.

Kitty-N: =-_-=# Now i don't think I should tell you what's going on...

Hiroko and Shorty face fault.

Kitty-N: But! You must defeat me in a dance contest before i'll tell you.

Shorty: *vainpop*

Hiroko: *groans*

Announcer: Now, it's adult time.

Kitty-N: **blinks**

Hiroko: **blinks**

Hiroko and Kitty-N look at Shorty.

Shorty: What?! **confused**

Hiroko: **puts her hand over her face** Nevermind....

Kero-chan: *sweatdrop*

Shorty: *feels something wet drip on her hair*

(Hikaru: **takes the keyboard away from Zoe** YOU PERVERT!!!

Zoe: WHAT?!?! **realises what she typed** Hikaru-chan!
**twitch**

Kero-chan: **fears**

Zoe: **throws Kero-chan across the room**

A puddle of Kero-chan is now on the floor.)

Anyway.....They begin to dance (finally)

Fan Boy 82: Kitty-N!!!!

Hiroko: What was THAT?

Fan Boy 82: ...oh shit *RUNS*

Hiroko: DAMMIT... We lost another one..

Sborty: *flirting w/ Fan Boy 94*

Hiroko: SHORTY!!!

Shorty: *talking to the fan boy* And that is how we know
the earth to be banana shaped....

Fan Boy 94: Wow.... (he's not that bright ok...)

kyou mo ichinichi ga hajimaru wa
kore kara DAARIN to DEETO
dono fuku kite yukou NANONANONA
MASUKARA tappuri nuritsukete
UINKU o shite
kagami no naka no watashi LOVELY FACE

RANRAAN ima no watashi zekkouchou yo ne
nee kamisamattara chikyuutte SUTEKI na yume afureteiru no
datte watashi ha ima o TOKIMEKU onna no ko yo
dare mo tomerare yashinain dakara
nani ga okitemo megeteiru hima nante nai no yo
Lip o nuri nuri otenba Baby

kune kune magatta SUTORIITO
nagai ashi de Cat Walk
danshi no shisen o hitorijime
demo doryoku datte shiteru no yo DANSU ni ISUTE
mirai to kibou o yume miru otome na no
RURURU aozora no mukou gawa de
nee kamisamattara sora no ue de miteite ne mimamotteite ne
datte watashi ha ima o TOKIMEKU onna no ko yo
dare mo tomerare yashinain dakara
nani ga okitemo megeteiru hima nante nai no yo
Lip o nuri nuri jajauma Baby

RANRAAN ima no watashi zekkouchou yo ne
nee kamisamattara chikyuutte SUTEKI na yume afureteiru no
datte watashi ha ima o TOKIMEKU onna no ko yo
dare mo tomerare yashinain dakara
nani ga okitemo megeteiru hima nante nai no yo
Lip o nuri nuri otenba Baby
Lip o nuri nuri jajauma Baby

Hiroko: **is losing by 2 points** **throws Kero-chan at Kitty-N**

Kitty-N: MOUSE!!! **chases Kero-chan**

Kero-chan runs for his dear life....

Shorty: **still flirting with idiot FanBoy 94**

Hiroko: Yatta! **blinks at Shorty** HEY!

Shorty: Nani Hiroko-chan??

Hiroko: That's my fanboy!!!

Shorty: **cutie face** aww come on Hiroko-chan, let me have this one, I want to take him home with me.

Fan Boy 94: Hi! I sell shoes!

Shorty: See! He's just like me!!!

Hiroko: **fears** Oh my *bang in the background** Okay, take him...

Shorty: **does the happy dance**

Hiroko: -_-

Kitty-N: (with Kero-chan in her clutches) If you let me keep the mouse *EG*.... I'll tell you everything...

Shorty: Kero-chan.......sorry..

Kero-chan: NYAAAAAA!!!!

Kitty-N: Well, the people at your house are playing this wonderful game, and it's because of them that you have to compeate in all these dance contests...

Shorty: ....mu....ra....sa...ki...-CHAN!!!!!

Hiroko: That &^^$&*&(% ^%@$^@er

***********************

On the flip side. . . . .

Nuriko: Achooo...

***********************

To the next level......

Our heroines enter a flashy night club....

Shorty: Let me guess... Hiro's level..

Hiroko: I feel so at home here....*stares in awe at the big monkey*

Shorty: Ala....hey! There's Hiro! Lets get this over with....

They bounce over Hiro....wait...that's not Hiro

Hiroko and Shorty: ROB-SEMPAI!!!

Shorty: What are you doing here?

Rob-sempai: Err....*innocent grin*

Hiroko: Do we have to compeate against you?

Rob-sempai: Don't worry...I'll go easy on you. *grins a grin that just screams "i'm very full of myself"*

Hiroko: **smiles** Yay!

Shorty: ..........I'LL KICK YUR ASS!!

Announcer: Let's try to look cute, huh?

Rob-sempai and Hiroko look at Shorty.

Shorty: *smiles and makes cute face* ^____^

*Both sweatdrop*

Announcer: For this there will be partner dances....
Hiro-kun and Hiroko, vs. Shorty and FanBoy 94

Fan Boy 94: Yes Satin, speak to me though this song..

Shorty: **hugs 94** Isn't he so cute?

Rob-sempai and Hiroko: **sweatdrop**

They begin to dance...what else would they do...

(Hikaru: Zoe-chan!!!

Zoe: You're the one that has the warped mind!!

Hikaru: **WHAM!**

Zoe sees stars)

Hiroko: Damnit! They're whipping us Rob-sempai!

Rob-sempai: It's all because of that fan boy and Shorty's
new "temptress" dancing.

**Shorty dances in sexual manner**

Hiroko: **sweatdrop** I see, I never noticed that before,
Shorty has become Kelly.

Shorty: **points up** Cake!

A Cake falls on top of Hiroko and Rob-sempai.

Hiroko: THAT's why she's winnning. She has cake power!

After much dancing, boogieing, and Fan Boy 94 being mesmerized
by the shiny floor.....they annouce the winner.

Annoucer: And the winner is......FAN BOY 94!!!

Shorty: WHAT!!!! *slams fan boy 94 on head w/ Mallet*

Fan Boy 94: @_@ I....sell.....shoooooeeeesss..

Shorty: *sweatdrop* ..I didn't like him that much anyway..

Annoucer: Um...er...due to a total knock out....Shorty wins!!

Shorty: *jumps up* YATTA!!!!

Yeah! Yeah!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!
Oh, dancing like a hero.
Dancing like a hero.
Hey, hey what'd I say?
Hey, hey what'd I say?
DJ!

Everybody needs a hero
Who's not afraid to start from zero
Somebody who will stand up
When everybody is falling down
Hiro will stand his ground

Stay Hiro is on the way
He's grooving, prooving
He knows how to live
Stay Hiro is on the way
He's got a whole lot of
Soul to give

Dancing like a hero
Hiro just let your body go
Dancing like a hero
Hiro let the music take control
Even if you
Dance 'till you're the last one standing
You won't be alone, no
Dancing like a hero
Hiro when the groove is in your bones
Hiro

You know he's got the power, yeah
To get in the groove and rock for hours
He's ready and he's able
Just keep turning those tables on
He'll boogie all night long

* repeat

Hiro, Hiro, Hiro, Hiro.
Dance all night.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hiroko: Well then... that means Shorty is going on and we aren't??

Rob-sempai: **looks at her** Wanna go home for noodles?

Hiroko: **smiles brightly** YEAH!

**both jump off into the laser filled doorway**

***************

On the flip side......

Koutetsu: HOOAI!!! I'm winning!!!

Nuriko: ......Tsubasa was Hiroko....and Koutetsu was Shorty.....why isn't this adding up....

Koutetsu: IT'S KICK ASS TIME!!!

Tsubasa: *weeps* I wasn't done playing with Hiroko.

Nuriko: *slaps Tsubasa* Playing AS Hiroko you perv!!

Tsubasa: *weep*

************

Shorty hops on to the helicopter, on her way to beat Robo-Z Gold, when she notices how lonely the top of her head is...

Shorty: I miss my mouse...

*flash to Kero-chan hiding behind a TV moniter and Kitty-N slinking around saying "Here Mousy Mousy!"*

Shorty: *sigh*

Strangly familer helicopter pilot: I'll fix that!!!

Shorty: Oro? *gasp* KRIS-SAMA!!!!

Kris-sama: MWAHAHA!! Hiya Zoe-chan!! You can borrow my mouse if you want!!

Mike-san: *from benith the heavy thick mouse costume* Help...me...

Shorty: YATTA!!! ....ano...Kris-sama....

Kris-sama: Yes?

Shorty: Who's flying the helicopter?

Kris-sama: .......

As the helicopter hurdles to the ground we see Rob-sempai and Hiroko bouncing thru a field.

Rob and Hiroko: Were going home for NOODLES! Were going home for NOODLES!!!

Luckly...Kris-sama being the wonderful pilot that she is....regains control....

Kris-sama: HAHAHAHA!!!! THAT WAS FUN!!

Mike-san is hanging on for dear life while Shorty bounces around worshiping Almightly Kris-sama.

Shorty: Look!! ROBO-Z!!!!!

Robo-Z lands in the bay.

Robo-Z Gold: It's Robo-Z GOLD!!! Dammit!!

Announcer: It's te-te-techno time....

The music starts as Kris-sama flys the helicopter around in circles.

Mike-san: @_@

Shorty starts to dance but then thinks.....

Shorty: There aren't any words to this song so lets just end this quickly..... MIKE-SAN!! GET EM!!

Mike-san attacks Robo-Z.....GOLD with amazing stregnth and speed....and kicks his ass...

Shorty: SUGOI!! Mike-san is related to Mighty Mouse!!!

Fan Boy 94: Well... I sell shoes!!

Shorty: ......MIKE-SAN!!! GET EM.

Mike-san beats the crap out of Fan Boy 94!!

Shorty: *happy dance* I win! I win!!!

It's FEVER TIME!!!

Shorty, Mike-san, Kris-sama dance there brains out...

Shorty: Ano.....Kris-sama....

Kris-sama: ?

Shorty: Whos flying the helicopter?

Mike-san faints.

BOth: AHHHHHHHHH!

*Jump to scene of Hiroko and Rob-sempai eating thier noodles, watching the news*

Rob-sempai: Say...what ever happened to Shorty?

News Caster: A helicopter crash has destroyed the bay bridge. There were 4 survivers...a crazy helicopter pilot, a shoe salesman, a girl with pig-tails, and a very large mouse. There has not been any reports of thier current condidtion, stay tuned for more information.

Hiroko: *flips the channel to MST3K* I'm sure she's fine.....

***********************

A tiny cute panda holds up a sign that reads: 'The End'

Suddenly he morphs into Pander and flips the sign around, 'Or is it??'





That's the End of the Story.....
So go back already!!!