We've turned people into fruits, since the 15th of June, in the year of Lain

Hikaru pops in with her cutie little nurse outfit, clad in her usual odango. Hikaru: Piyo Piyo minna-sa- She's interupted by a far away crashing sound. Hikaru gulps as the crashing sounds get louder and louder until they are right next to her. Zoë: **right next to Hikaru, with a huge-ass grin on her face** HIIIII!!!! Hikaru: **sweatdrop** Zoë: Hello, and welcome to our "examination" of the popular Bakuretsu Hunter character, Marron Glaces. Marron: .......*mulipule sweatdrops* Hikaru: This isn't a hentai site, REALLY! Marron: Thank Kami-sama.... Zoë: Well.... it's not hentai as long as you can't see anything, ne? Hikaru, pass that screen over here... *EG* Marron: *pales* Hikaru: **gladdly hands over the screen** Marron: NIIII-SAAAAN!!!!! Hikaru: ....we're not selling cars here......*snaps rubber glove* Zoë: *snaps glove* I've been waiting for this for a loooongg time... *EG* Carrot pops up with much to Hikaru and Zoë's dismay. Carrot: *eyes bug out* What are you doing to my little brother? Marron: *tears in eyes* Nii-san....;_; Hikaru: ...no.....CARS! Carrot: and... and....why can't you be doing it to me??!!?? *HG* Marron: *vain pop* Carrot: What? *shrugs* Hikaru and Zoë get very violent on his ass and throw him back into the closet. Marron takes this opprotunity to make himself dissapear. Hikaru: ..............um....shimatta... Zoë: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *weeps* Hikaru: Damn you CARROT! **Carrot, in another time and place....** Carrot: *achoo*