The Arial Glomp
The Side Glomp
The Backwards Glomp
A glomp is basically a BIG hug. A Big BIG BIG hug (please refer to Arial Glomp, That is a BIG hug)
Hikaru: **blinks** Woah. With all this new formatting, we have so much stuff to do!
Zoë: Huh? **rubs eyes**
Hikaru: **frowns** Did you pull an all-nighter again Zoë-chan?
Zoë: Course not. I can only do that when I have sugar in my system. Remember, last night we had a party!
Hikaru: Ohhh yeah.....
Zoë: But.... umm..... someone followed me home.
Hikaru: Oh? Was it Marron-sama?
Zoë: Unfortunatley, no.
Hikaru: Touga?
Zoë: *twitch* NO!
Hikaru: Akio?
Zoë: *DIES*
Hikaru: *shrugs* She only has one life left now... Anywho... If you have been searching around our site, you can tell all the pages, fan-fics, and intros all connect. If you skip a page, fic, or anything, something later on may not exactly make sense. Most of our "inside jokes" are funny only to us, and/or sometimes only to someone very experienced in anime. But, it was after we started getting e-mails asking about certain things, Zoë and I decided to make a help page for you, the adoring fans.
Zoë: **awakens** Actually, Tsubasa followed me home, and we played Bust a Move all night!
Hikaru: *sweatdrops* Uh... Zoë-chan, the subject changed. You were out cold, so I started the introduction.
Zoë: And I kicked his little girly-ass down to the ground! *eg*
Hikaru: .........
Zoë: And then Ran-chan showed up, and Tsubasa went nuts of course...
Hikaru: *stares at Zoë*
Zoë: Blah blah blah blah....
Hikaru: **whacks Zoë on the top of the head**
Zoë: @_@ pretty..... stars....
Hikaru: Ahem. So, without further ado, here are some of the most common things people are lost on.
The Side Glomp
The Backwards Glomp
A glomp is basically a BIG hug. A Big BIG BIG hug (please refer to Arial Glomp, That is a BIG hug)
Nuriko: **in the backround holding his ears** No! Now MORE people will have the DAMN SONG!!
Hikaru: Who is Hiroko? Hiroko (aka the female version of Hiro from BAM) is me!! To give you the low down on what she looks like, she's the female verison of Hiro. She has white bellbottoms, a pink tanktop, and a white top with a big-fluffy-feathery collar. Daijobu, after Katsukon, we'll have pictures of me in the costume! ^_~
**BONK** ~Nuriko pops up~ Nuriko: Just tell them what I did! **proudly grins**
Hikaru: **sweatdrop** You mean you and Zo-
Nuriko: NO!
Zoë: **blush**
Cue Flashback Scene...
*Zoe looks behind her.. Marron and Nuriko have disapeared. Fearing the worst, whatever that might be (use your own imagination) she gets up to look for them*
Zoë: Murasaki-chan??? Marron-sama???
*suddenly a dark toned hand reaches out from the closet and graps her*
Zoë: Yipe!!!
*the door locks*
Akio: *in a sexy but sadistic voice* Hello, my pet.....
*as Nuriko sits at the computer a blood crawling scream can be heard from the closet*
Marron: That was cruel.
Nuriko: She deserved it.
*Nuriko had searched through all of his stuff and found one of Chichiri's hats he had "borrowed" and transported Akio to Zoë's bedroom closet*
Time jump to ten minutes later. . . .
*the closet door flies open to reveal Kenshin, carrying a very scared and shaking Zoë*
Zoë: *gripping to Kenshin tightly* ......Akio.....Touga.....*shiver*
*Kenshin puts her down in the computer chair*
Kenshin: Are you okay Zoë-dono?
Zoë: ........Akio.......Touga........
Kenshin: *sweatdrop* You look okay to me.
*Kenshin says his goodbyes, then disappears into the closet. Because of Nuriko's action with Chichiri's hat, Zoë and Hikaru's closets are now portals to every anime world*
Zoë: **shivers** I remember when that happened...
Hikaru: *grins* Well, we all know that you enjoyed your five minutes alone in the closet with Touga.
Zoë: **takes Hikaru's own mallet and knocks her out of the atmosphere**
"Thank You Very Much" and "You're so Stupid" Come, actually from two things. WE got it off of MST3K again, from the episode when they watch the great Joe Don Baker Film Mitchell. They were refering, in the show, to the late-great Andy Kaufman. We worship oh Andy, Ruler of Randomness!!!