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Hikaru pops in with her cutie little nurse outfit, clad in her usual odango.

Hikaru: Piyo Piyo minna-sa-

She's interupted by a far away crashing sound. Hikaru gulps as the crashing
sounds get louder and louder until they are right next to her.

Zoë: **right next to Hikaru, with a huge-ass grin on her face** HIIIII!!!!

Hikaru: **sweatdrop**

Zoë: Hello, and welcome to our "examination" of the popular Bakuretsu Hunter
character, Marron Glaces.

Marron: .......*mulipule sweatdrops*

Hikaru: This isn't a hentai site, REALLY!

Marron: Thank Kami-sama....

Zoë: Well.... it's not hentai as long as you can't see anything, ne?
Hikaru, pass that screen over here... *EG*

Marron: *pales*

Hikaru: **gladdly hands over the screen**

Marron: NIIII-SAAAAN!!!!!

Hikaru: ....we're not selling cars here......*snaps rubber glove*

Zoë: *snaps glove* I've been waiting for this for a loooongg time... *EG*

Carrot pops up with much to Hikaru and Zoë's dismay.

Carrot: *eyes bug out* What are you doing to my little brother?

Marron: *tears in eyes* Nii-san....;_;

Hikaru: ...no.....CARS!

Carrot: and... and....why can't you be doing it to me??!!?? *HG*

Marron: *vain pop*

Carrot: What? *shrugs*

Hikaru and Zoë get very violent on his ass and throw him back into the closet.
Marron takes this opprotunity to make himself dissapear.

Hikaru: ..............um....shimatta...

Zoë: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *weeps*

Hikaru: Damn you CARROT!

**Carrot, in another time and place....**

Carrot: *achoo*