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As you enter you see a room full of papers and two heads sticking up. One of them is a typing Zoe, with one of those hard work inspiring headbands tied around her forehead. The other is a doodleing Hikaru, occationally bursting out in laughter.
Hikaru: *notices that visitors are here* **blink blink** Ne, Zoe-chan?
Zoe: Yeah?
Hikaru: There's some people here.
Zoe: EH???? *looks out the computer screen* Hmmmm....
Hikaru: *pokes the screen* odd....
Zoe: Nani??
Hikaru: One of them looks like Marron-sama.
**Both blink**
Both: MARRON-SAMA?!?!?!?!?!?
The two go into a panic trying to organize the room before this "Marron" sees their mess. The return to you with paper scraps in their hair and both chewing on drawings they had made of Marron doing *AHEM* let's just leave it at that.
Hikaru: Hey! Who's narrating this anyway???? We're not eating paper!
*They both hear a Carrot giggle*
Zoe: no..........
Hikaru: WE'RE IN THE CONTROL OF CARRROT!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
**both turn into their Akio Hunter outfits**
Both: He's close enough.....
The two start to chase him around the room Zoe swinging her sword, Hikaru swinging her mallet, and Carrot screaming "Princess, Princess!!!" Hikaru throws a fire arrow at Carrot. Realizeing what she did, she blinked twice.
Both: Uh-oh.....
Carrot changes form
~Miki runs in the room~ My Shinning thing!!!!!
All: **sweatdrop**
*Utena walks in and knocks out Miki*
Utena: Miki....You are hopeless.....
Hikaru & Zoe: UTENA-SAMA!!
**Utena blinks twice and then makes a break for it with Miki.....she knows what we do to the people we worship...**

Anywhozyz, back to the intro.....

Carrot now chases Hikaru and Zoe around the room, both screaming their heads off. In comes Touga weilding his big sword (no pun intended!!!).
Touga: *bops Carrot on the head with the hilt of the sword*
Carrot is now out like a light.
Touga: Are you two okay?
Hikaru: uh-huh.....
Zoe: yeah, sure, whatever...get outta here playboy.....
Hikaru: **whispers to Zoe** Are you sure you should be treating the love of your life like that???
Zoe: HE'S *NOT* THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!!!
Touga: *blinks* Zoe, it's not like you have to hide it....
Hikaru: *eyes bulge out* SO IT *IS* TRUE!
Zoe: *punches Touga outta the atmosphere* NO, IT'S NOT.
Hikaru: *shrugs* I will prove it some day....But let's get to the fan fics now...I think they're tired of reading....


in
~The Akio Hunters~
A fan-fic starring Zoe and Hikaru
I think you can guess what
it's about from the title.....
Episode One: The Assignment from Hell



~Rurouni no Hana~
A silly crossover fan fic
Part 1 The kidnapping
Part 2 The recording



One shot stories

The Sleepover
A very funny fic that we wrote together,
about a sleepover at Hikaru's house,
and all the maddness that came with it.....

Boredum
A solo project by Hikaru.
Written on a boring Monday,
as she waited for Zoe to get
home


Shorty and Hiroko's
Groovy Adventure Thru the Land
of Bust a Move!

Just don't ask.....



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